Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours
Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.
“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”
Via SkySilver.
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