REPORT: Guinea Pigs Engaging In Insider Trading

REPORT: Guinea Pigs Engaging In Insider Trading

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to a report filed by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, guinea pigs have been knowingly participating in insider trading in a brazen attempt to make a profit. The report cited several prominent guinea pig investors who have engaged in suspicious stock activity as of late.

“There was a massive sell-off of PiggyCorp stock right before it went under,” says SEC spokesman Paul Cohen. “Guinea pigs are cute, but that can’t be a coincidence. We have every reason to believe that the PiggyCorp liquidation was an inside job. And as for the piggies who profited – well, let’s just say their days are numbered.”

Via Castaway in Scotland.