REPORT: Guinea Pig Had the Best Halloween Party Ever

Lester the guinea pig has always taken his Halloween celebrations seriously. This year, however, he may have outdone himself. 

As per usual, Lester planned his festivities weeks in advance. His costume had been meticulously crafted, and the decorations painstakingly hung. 

“Halloween isn’t just a holiday for him,” says friend Jeff Scheer. “It’s something else entirely. This year, he had spooky music. There were spiderwebs all over the place. He even had apple bobbing.”

Though the party was a success, one thing may have been overlooked. 

“He definitely bought way too much candy – full size bars, too!” says Scheer. “It was just kind of sitting there while people did the Monster Mash. Knowing him though, he’s probably already eaten all of it.”