REPORT: Newborn Retriever Pups Already Have Vacation Plans

REPORT: Newborn Retriever Pups Already Have Vacation Plans

CNN is reporting that a litter of golden retriever puppies, just a few days old, have already made plans to “get out of Dodge” and escape January’s bitter winter weather.

“They were so warm and toasty before they were born,” Millie Caldwell told the cable news network. “Then they came out and were like, ‘what the f*** is this? It’s freezing! People live here?’ One of them figured out Expedia and they booked a flight to Miami.”

There’s no official word yet as to their plans once they arrive, but sources say a poolside cabana may be involved.

Via Jim Brady.