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Goat Allegedly Eats Public Art Project

May 11, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Goat Allegedly Eats Public Art Project

A goat from Nassau County, New York has been charged with eating a sculpture outside the Hempstead Public Library. The sculpture, which went missing last week, depicted a group of children at play and was made from recycled tin cans.

But the goat maintains his innocence.

“He’s being, for lack of a better term, scapegoated,” said his lawyer, John Levine. “It’s a complete myth that goats eat tin cans. My client is actually a very picky eater.”

Library officials could not be reached for comment at press time.

Via ___denny85___.

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