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Puppy Fired from Florist Job for Eating Merchandise

June 8, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Puppy Fired from Florist Job for Eating Merchandise

The Capitol Florist in Austin, TX has one rule for employees and one rule only: the flowers are for selling, not snacking. It’s even emblazoned in big gold letters on a poster in the break room.

So when Moseby the dog, a Papillon/Chihuahua mix, munched up a $5 sunflower this morning that was given no extra chances. He was fired on the spot.

“It was actually his third offense,” said Capitol owner Mandy Rhoda. “He was given a warning last week when he ate the nasturtium. And I probably should have fired him when he ate all those roses – but I felt bad because, you know, thorns. But I had no choice this time. Rules are rules.”

Via mosebychoi.

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