
Duckling Complains Community Pool Is Too Small
A complaint has been filed with the Parks and Recreation Department of Corvallis, OR citing the public pool is “ridiculously small.” City officials are reviewing the grievance, but are quick to point out that it was served by Martin the duckling – a well-known local curmudgeon.
“We take every formal complaint seriously,” says Emily Jakes, media relations for the Parks Department. “But Martin can be a little hyperbolic. Also, we’re pretty sure he’s swimming in a doggie dish.”
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