Puppies Locked in Heated Custody Battle Over Stick

Puppies Locked in Heated Custody Battle Over Stick

Ralph and Biggie, two dogs from the Boston, MA area, are going toe-to-toe in the courts for custody of a stick they found while playing in a field last week.

“Ralph employed the time-tested ‘finder’s keepers’ defense,” said legal scholar Fred Axelrod, “while Biggie has argued that he saw the stick first. This one could go ten rounds.”

Both pups are expected to call character witnesses tomorrow.

Via rosieprimrose.