
Writer’s Block Stymies Dog Novelist
Noted dog novelist Sparky has been struggling with a wicked case of writer’s block for the past week.
“He has everything under control,” said his publicist Eugene Williams in a statement. “He’s been doing some free writing to get back on track and I have every confidence that he will deliver his pages on time.”
The block couldn’t come at a worse time for the pup, who just signed a high profile, three book deal with Random House. The first, a memoir titled Yes, I Ate the Homework: Confessions of a Dog, is scheduled to hit shelves in June.
Via youmadbreauxx.
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