
Aspiring Police Dog Catches His Tail
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Sparky the dog has always known that he was destined for a life in law enforcement, and enrolled in the police academy last spring. This morning, The Fluffington Post has learned that the puppy already caught his first perp, weeks before graduation.
After a grueling chase, Sparky successfully apprehended his tail.
Brad Brody, a fellow aspiring police officer, explained how the arrest went down.
“Sparky’s always been very suspicious of his tail; all that wagging that he couldn’t quite see or control really put him on edge,” Brody said. “We were out in the yard today and he launched a sting, trying to catch the tail unawares. The tail tried to escape, but Sparky immediately gave chase.”
Sgt. Tony Reynolds, who visited the crime scene after the catch, said Sparky’s pluck showed lots of promise. “He’s a young guy, but he’ll be a top police dog one day.”
It’s unclear whether the tail will be charged with anything or whether this was more of a “catch and release.”
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