Local Dog Refuses to Share

Local Dog Refuses to Share

Word around the living room is that Chipper, a black lab, is refusing to share any of his food or toys with anyone.

“He has all these toys, bones, snacks, and he’s just keeping them all to himself,” reports Brooke Lively, a source close to the situation. “The worst part is he’s flaunting his good fortune. Every night he spreads out all his bounty in front of him and then makes sure everyone knows it’s his and he won’t be sharing. It’s sickening.”

According to Lively, Chipper’s parents plan to speak with him tomorrow and teach him how to play nice with others.

Via super_nookie.