
Puppy Sees Something
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Crosby the puppy has spotted something off in the distance and is now hurrying excitedly toward it. Initial reports speculate that the object could be a twig, or perhaps a leaf.
“Now, see, I don’t know about that,” says neighbor Joe Friedman. “To me it looks more like a bone. Or several slices of bacon. I really wish that fence wasn’t in the way.” When pressed for further details, Friedman could only say that the object was something “mouth-watering, probably.”
At press time, The Fluffington Post could bring you no further information as Friedman was still guessing objects.
Via bumpertobumper.
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