Local Dog Won’t Return Duplicate Christmas Scarf

Local Dog Won’t Return Duplicate Christmas Scarf

A Chicago dog named Carl is refusing to return or exchange this year’s Christmas haul, despite protests from friends and family that he is taking gift etiquette to the extreme.

“Carl got the same scarf for Christmas three years in a row,” says Claire Finewell, the dog’s cousin. “This year it was from a Secret Santa exchange. He’s really good at pretending to like things when he opens them. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

Joseph O’Donnell, Carl’s longtime friend, agrees: “I don’t think anyone will mind if he just exchanges it for an Xbox game or a turtleneck. He should just get what he really wants.”

Instead, sources close to the situation say that Carl will simply rotate the three duplicate scarves equally into his wardrobe and not really make a huge deal about it.

Via cassjacks.