Dog Roommates Fight Over Morning Bathroom Schedule

Dog Roommates Fight Over Morning Bathroom Schedule

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

As the real estate market in San Francisco continues to constrict, more and more residents are returning to their family homes. That’s the situation that canine twins Rolf and Bowser found themselves in this summer when they both moved back in with their parents.

Although the family has mostly enjoyed the new-found sense of togetherness, it has made the morning routine in the bathroom somewhat complicated.

“You’d think that twins would be more comfortable sharing space with each other,” said Marly Akers, Bowser’s best friend. “But apparently, Rolf takes the longest showers in the morning.”

Eileen Shueman, Rolf’s best friend, disputes Akers’ statement.

“What? That’s absurd,” she told The Fluffington Post by email. “Furthmore, Bowser hogs the mirror every day!”

Apparently, efforts to create an equitable morning schedule have broken down.

The Fluffington Post will update this story as it develops…

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