Report: Dog’s Yoga Room Too Relaxing for Actual Yoga

When Mia the dog built her yoga room it was intended as a relaxing retreat to practice the Ashtanga Vinyasa Yoga tradition she’s been studying for years. There’s only one problem: since building the room last year Mia has only done yoga in it twice.

“Most of the time she’s just in there napping,” said neighbor Kelly Saunders. “She’ll fire up some tabla-based EDM music, crawl under her quilts, and get some shut eye.”

Contractors who works on the room say they warned the dog this might happen.

“She made the place too relaxing, you know?” said Tony Gribralti, who installed a 200-gallon koi pond in the space. “All those pillows, the mood lighting, the built-in Bose audio system, the meditation pool. That’s a place to sleep, not to sweat.”

Mia could not be reached for comment.

Via ingroundeffect.