Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

A local dog is being hailed as a hero tonight after carrying a busted R2-series astromech droid over 50 miles across the desert on his back.  "A lot of people are going to say he was just doing what any loyal dog would do,“ said a source close to the situation.  "But think about what he did – those R2 units, especially the older models, weigh a ton.  Literally, they weight like two thousand pounds.  To carry one that far?  It’s nothing short of miraculous.”

The dog will be given a $5,000 reward and the key to the planet of Naboo as thanks for saving the valuable robot.

Via Jay7779.