Intrepid Dog Glimpses Alternate Universe
Explorer/researcher Rex Ruffington has worked for years to determine what lies beyond the boundaries of the known universe.
A breakthrough came today when his device, known as the “Dog Peek,” allowed him to peer through the outermost reaches of the yard. What he discovered has the canine science community in a tizzy.
“He saw an alternate yard outside of our own,” says Mark Goldmann, Ruffington’s research assistant. “It’s very similar to ours, and Dr. Ruffington suspects there may be many more like it. This fundamentally changes our perception of the universe.”
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