
Dog Earns Master’s Degree, Naps Through Graduation
After three long years studying for a master’s degree in comparative literature, Gizmo the dog was discovered snoozing during her graduation ceremony.
“I guess she pulled one too many all-nighters,” says Josh Kovak, a friend and fellow classmate.
Submitted by Aoife O’Leary.
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