
Puppy Enjoys Ke$sha, Doesn’t Care Who Knows It
A local puppy named Ninja has revealed that he listens to music by the pop singer Ke$ha, and not by accident.
“We’ve all heard Ke$ha come on the radio and forgot to change the station. It happens,” says Ninja’s friend Daniel Kutcher. “But Ninja has whole albums saved to his iPhone. Even the B-sides. He jams out to ‘Dirty Love’ all the time!”
Ninja claims the songs are catchy, fun and all about youthful abandon. What’s so wrong with that?
“She has a dollar sign in her name,” says Leila Childress, music critic for Time Out New York. “That’s what’s wrong with that.”
Via Matthew Allard.
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