BREAKING: Dog Falls Asleep Eating Hamburger
Sources on the ground in Cotati, CA have confirmed to The Fluffington Post that a bulldog named Tallulah has fallen asleep while eating a hamburger.
“This is truly unprecedented,” says Dr. William Casey, a senior fellow at the Canine Institute in San Diego, where he studies the dietary habits of dogs. “For a dog to fall asleep in the middle of scarfing down food – delicious human table food, no less! – is just astounding. We’ve never observed that before.”
Neither friends, family, nor local scientists have come up with a viable explanation.
“She loves hamburgers,” says Amy Tollhouse, a family friend. “She normally eats them in two bites or less. I just don’t understand what happened here.”
The Fluffington Post will continue to update this story as it develops.
Submitted by Heidi LaMoreaux.
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