Dog Investigates Who Keeps Blaming Farts on Him

Sgt. Geordi La Corgi of the Los Angeles Police Department Crime Scene Unit has launched an investigation into who is behind a recent rash of flatulence in his Playa Vista home. 

“He’s sick of everyone blaming the dog,” said fellow officer Dan Morgan. “We know 50% of the time that’s not true.”

Morgan said Sgt. La Corgi’s list of suspects includes the cat, fifth grader Billy Allison and someone whom they have codename, “Dad” – real name not currently known. La Corgi is expected to hold a press conference to make formal charges by the end of the week.

Via lacorgi.