Dog Suffers Mid-Life Crisis, Buys Convertible
Sources close to Jackson, a California dog, say he’s going through a phase.
“He’s looking back on his life and wondering where it all went,” says Jeremy Swanson, Jackson’s college roommate. “If buying a sexy car makes him feel better about that, then why not? He can certainly afford it.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
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