Dog Claims Innocence in Shoe Heist

Dog Claims Innocence in Shoe Heist

Accused shoe chewer, Coronado the dog, has entered a plea of “not guilty” in the court case against him. He stands accused of stealing two pairs of very expensive high heels and savagely chewing them.

The dog swears he’s never touched a shoe in his life, admitting that he has more of a taste for newspapers.

The prosecution is expected to argue that the dog is lying, however, and will point to an early police report that described the dog’s breath as “reeking of Jimmy Choo.”

Via QualityFrog.