Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

Rusty, the head of BaconWorld Enterprises, has terminated all 236 of his employees after an anonymous, company-wide email accused the canine CEO of wearing a toupee.

“No wonder nobody got raises last year. Captain Moneybags spent all the profits on that rug.”

Despite a company-wide HR inquiry, the culprit behind the insulting message would not confess, and Rusty made good on his promise to fire everyone if nobody took responsibility.

“You try finding another bacon-focused job in this economy,” says Randy Goodwell, one of the terminated employees, who packed his desk on Monday. “We all had a good laugh, but we’re all paying the price for someone else’s prank.”

Submitted by Chris Overpeck.