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Dog Caught Practicing Super Powers Without a License

A dog from Ugento, Italy (whose name has not yet been released by authorities there) has been charged with engaging in super heroic activity without the proper credentials.

As the law stands, all super heroes must maintain a valid license from the Justice League. Practicing with an expired license can incur heavy fines, while an unlicensed super hero may face time in jail, depending on his municipality.

While details are still scant in this instance, it’s certain that the dog in question won’t be foiling criminals anytime soon.

Via Pierpaolo Pizzolante.