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Dog’s License Suspended for Erratic Driving

August 19, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Dog’s License Suspended for Erratic Driving

Authorities in Chicago, IL have confirmed that a 3-year-old pup named Jayda was pulled over by police Saturday morning for reckless driving.

“The mini dachshund could barely reach the steering wheel or the pedals,” says Lucas Danforth, the patrol officer who confronted Jayda on Lake Shore Drive. “I’m not even sure how she made it out to the expressway.”

Officer Danforth issued Jayda a hefty fine and was within his right to suspend her license, according to the police commissioner’s officer. “She had two prior moving violations,” the clerk tells The Fluffington Post. “She’ll be off the road for at least six months. That should be enough time for her to find a smaller car.”

Submitted by Amy Wicklund.

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