Dog Busted for Vandalism at School
Local puppy Quizno was given detention today for writing all over his desk with a magic marker. According to a disciplinary report from the principal’s office, Quizno was caught by his fourth period history teacher red-pawed.
“He had the markers in his backpack,” said teacher Jodi England in a statement. “Sure, he claimed he was innocent and that the cat did it. But how many times have we heard that excuse?”
Via helemelalleycat.
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