Local Puppy Can’t Wait for Summer
School is almost out for Winnie, an area puppy who can’t wait for summer.
“She’s so excited about it,” said third grade teacher Mrs. Jenkins, “that Winnie actually turned in an essay called, ‘How I Plan to Spend My Summer Vacation,’ that wasn’t even assigned.”
According to the copy of the essay, obtained by The Fluffington Post, the dog plans to chase tennis balls, bark at the cat, roll in smelly stuff and dig a big hole under the porch.
Sounds like quite a summer.
Via teamerriestjam.
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