Puppy Named to Apple Inc.’s Board of Directors

Puppy Named to Apple Inc.’s Board of Directors

Shareholders have elected a Tallahassee, FL dog named Fendi to sit on Apple Inc.’s board of directors. His first order of business?

“Get rid of the iPad,” says Clinton Odessa, an assistant to Mr. Fendi. “They’re expensive to make and they’re just a passing fad.”

Fendi plans to reveal his prototype of the iKong to CEO Tim Cook at the next board meeting.

Submitted by Anant Paravastu.