
REPORT: Area Dog Needs a Bath
According to multiple reports from the backyard, a local dog named Domino is in dire need of a bath.
“He’s been out there digging holes and flopping around in the mud for three hours,” said one onlooker. “There’s no doubt about it: That’s one dirty Scottie.”
It’s unclear when Domino will get a bath or how much cleanup will cost, but there are unconfirmed reports that he won’t be let into the house until he’s at least been hosed down.
Via kyanite_zircon.
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