Detroit Puppies Still Bummed About Sagging Auto Industry

Detroit Puppies Still Bummed About Sagging Auto Industry

Despite the success of the 2008 auto industry bailouts, many pups in the motor state still lament the golden age of car manufacturing.

“There’s just nothing like hanging your head out the window of a cutting-edge Chrysler,” says industry analyst Brent Cane, who blogs about the correlation between puppy depression and cars. “There’s so little innovation now, it’s less exciting for dogs. Much less to wag your tongue about, you know?”

Via Mark W. Smith.