
Adorable Baby Deer Tired of Being Called “Bambi”
Jonathan C. McNamara, a fawn living in the Texas Hill Country, has made a public statement via his attorney requesting that tourists and photographers stop calling him “Bambi” every time they spot him in the woods.
“This rampant stereotyping is degrading and demoralizing, and dismisses Mr. McNamara as an adorable plaything for the amusement of passersby” said the deer’s attorney at a press conference on Monday. “It must be stopped.”
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