STUDY: Dapper Dogs Earn More Than Naked Dogs
A report released today by the Rockefeller Foundation for Animal Clothing indicates that dogs who dress for success earn 12-15% more yearly income on average than their nude counterparts. Researchers attribute the discrepancy to perceived social status in the workplace, citing that “alpha dogs always wear designer threads.”
Submitted by Morgan Stillson Harlan.
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