
Cops: Corgi’s Super Hero Birthday Was ‘Out of Control’
New Hampshire police arrived at the home of Howard the Corgi at 2:07 AM on Tuesday after receiving no less than 12 noise complaints from area residents.
“The party was raging,” says officer Jake Fowler, referring to the Corgi’s birthday celebration. It had been ongoing since 7:00 PM the previous evening. “It was a super hero theme, so the dogs were jumping off the furniture in capes trying to fly. It was out of control and we had to shut it down.”
There were no arrests, though one party guest was issued a fine for disorderly conduct.
Via Stacy Koscielniak.
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