
Cockatiel Unsuccessfully Wears Makeup for First Time
Azizu, a cockatiel from Britain’s West End, has been trying to find a mate for 6 months. She’s tried everything: single’s bars, meetups, blind dates, online dating – nothing has worked. That’s when a friend suggested recently that maybe her appearance could use an upgrade. So Azizu went out last weekend wearing makeup for the first time in her life.
According to friends, however, the new look didn’t go over so well with the other birds. Perhaps it was the Pikachu-esque amount of blush or perhaps it just wasn’t her night. Whatever the reason, Azizu struck out big time.
[Ed. note: Relax, that’s not actually makeup, it’s the birds natural coloring plus an Instagram filter.]
Via lapinlune.
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