Chihuahua Unable to Find Work as Superhero

Chihuahua Unable to Find Work as Superhero

Though the economy has been improving incrementally, the superhero job market is still depressed, according to a number of surveys. But Oscar the chihuahua doesn’t need a poll to tell him it’s rough out there. He’s applied to over 60 “Spider-Man Wanted” ads on Craigslist.

“He’s had two interviews, but no follow-ups,” says Grace Statler, a source close to the situation. “Those positions are really competitive. Who doesn’t want to be Spider-Man?”

Submitted by DorieTurner.

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