Most Cats Find Christmas “Totally Boring”
A new Marist Poll indicates the majority of felines have little to no interest in Christmas festivities. Researchers revealed that 24% of cat respondents claimed they were indifferent toward the holiday, while 42% find it “totally boring.”
The leading cause of the ambivalence? “Not enough catnip.”
Submitted Jennifer Bostic.
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