Area Cat Fired from Shoe Store

Area Cat Fired from Shoe Store

An area cat has been fired from a local Foot Locker shoe store for “poor on the job performance,” The Fluffington Post has learned.

According to one assistant manager who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, “Our real mistake here was hiring a cat.  It became clear within the first few weeks working here that she had no idea how shoes work.  I really don’t understand why we kept her on for three years.”

Via Mr. Greenjeans.