Cat Sets Speed Reading Record
Speed reading cat Tom Thumb has issued a press release promoting his latest triumph – 432 words per minute, which would be a new record for cats. Experts at Guinness World Records are still debating whether Tom was actually reading or just moving his eyes along the page.
Via Silly Little Man.
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