A 1-year-old Siamese named Mr. Chow has seen better days. Unable to hold down a job in his home city of Vancouver, WA, he’s hit the bottle hard.
Neighbors have complained that Chow is regularly seen exposing himself and urinating in public. His response to criticism and offers of assistance have been met with similar disdain.
“Mr. Chow can only help himself, now,” says Stacy Maddon, a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Amber Henson.
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