REPORT: Local Cat Is Judging You

REPORT: Local Cat Is Judging You

According to reports trickling out of the living room, an area cat is judging the crap out of you right now. Details are hazy, and it’s not currently clear why the cat is being so judgmental.

Numerous tweets from witnesses on the scene have expressed surprise at the intensity of the disapproval, however. 

Authorities have cordoned off the entire area from the base of the stairs to the dining room and are advising everyone in the house to take the long way to the kitchen.

We’ll update this post as more details emerge.

Via jpmissy240.