Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite
According to numerous reports, area cat Lemonjello has encased fellow cat, Oranjello – a long-time nemesis – in carbonite. The cryonic alloy is best known for its use in the movie Star Wars when Boba Fett utilizes it to freeze Han Solo in stasis to transport him to Jabba the Hutt. Until Lemonjello used the substance on Oranjello, carbonite was thought to be fictional.
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