Business Cat Buys High, Sells Low; Doesn’t Really Get Business
Leroy, age two (and female!), of Melbourne, Australia is under scrutiny after 40 financial portfolios entrusted to her suddenly plummeted in value. Analysts point to her lack of business acumen and amateur mistakes like buying high, selling low, and being a friggin’ cat.
Submitted by Roberta Thomson.
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