Bunny Politician Refuses to Concede Congressional Seat

Bunny Politician Refuses to Concede Congressional Seat

Though election night is behind us and the votes long-since tallied, a congressman in Wisconsin’s 7th district, known only as “The Bunny,” has refused to give up his seat, despite being roundly defeated by his challenger, a chinchilla named Eric Wrigley.

“The results are clear – it was a landslide,” says John Canova, an attorney with the Wrigley campaign. “The Bunny simply won’t concede. We may have to physically remove him from his office in January. I just hope it doesn’t come to that.”

Submitted by Marlea.