
Business at Bulldog’s Kissing Booth Suddenly Dries Up
Spartacus, a dog from Beaumont, TX, set up a kissing booth outside his home on February 12. Business was slow at first, but as word got out, things really started to pick up, peaking on February 14. But then everything unexpectedly cratered.
Sources close to the situation report that Spartacus had zero clients on Friday.
“I’m not sure what happened,” said close friend Brenna Pieters. “Things were going so well, then bam, all his business disappeared. Maybe it was a bad Yelp review or something?”
According to Pieters, Spartacus had been looking into bank loans to expand the business, but now he’s not sure if he can get the money.
Via tx409.
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