
Local Bird Not Happy with Expensive Salon Cut
When the upscale Salon 23 started advertising services for birds, Mango was ecstatic. But after visiting the salon and dropping $120 on a premium cut this weekend, that excitement has waned.
“They told him he would look like an Macaw,” explained close friend Sarah Bastille, “but instead he wound up looking more like a Chickadee.”
It’s not that the cut was necessarily bad, said Bastille, just not what was advertised. And certainly not worth that much cash.
Mango has already left a 1-star review on Yelp and unliked the salon’s Facebook page.
Via talitha_x.
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