Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging

Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging

After twice knocking the lamp off the table due to excessive and overly excited tail wagging, a judge has ordered Clem the dog to wear a sign warning others of his rambunctious appendage.

“I’m not sure what good it will do,” said Laslo Coyne, who lodged a complaint last week after his iced coffee was nearly knocked off the table by Clem. “I mean, that tail is a menace, and no amount of signage will change that.”

When asked what he thought could protect his future iced coffees, Laslo wasn’t sure.

“Making him an outside dog, maybe? I don’t know,” he mumbled.

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