Area Dog Fired from Security Job

A local dog was let go from his security guard position after just two weeks on the job, according to sources close to the situation. DRP Protection Services, an area security contractor, has staffed up recently after winning a contract to provide security for a large, suburban construction project earlier this year.

“Frankie was a good dog,” said another newly-hired member of the security team, who asked to be identified only by his last initial, M. “He had the look, but I don’t think he really had the disposition.” 

M told The Fluffington Post that Frankie often goofed around at work. 

“We’re supposed to be doing rounds and he’s over here getting belly rubs or chewing on his foot,” said M. “It was only a matter of time until he got canned.”

DRP could not be reached for comment, though a want ad for a security guard appeared on Craigslist late yesterday. 

Via GallowBoob.