
BREAKING: One-Day-Old Chick Learns to Walk
Janice, a one-day-old baby chick, has just started to figure out how to walk, according to sources on the scene.
“It’s really incredible,” said Skip Tompkins. “I’ve seen this thousands of times over the years, but I’m always amazed. One minute they’re just sort of flopping around, the next they’re up on their wobbly little legs and figuring out how to put one in front of the other.”
Janice is said to be making startling progress and should be strutting around the barnyard by sunset.
Via jankie.
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