Area Dog Reaches Inbox Zero

In an unprecedented turn of events, a local golden retriever named Murphy arrived at the bottom of his email inbox on Wednesday, according to multiple sources.

“I didn’t even think that was possible,” says Jesse Hiscott, a friend of the dog. “He was down to five or six unread messages, and there was a good 30 minutes when no email was coming in. He saw his chance and took it.”

It didn’t last long. Within 10 minutes of “Inbox Zero,” Murphy’s screen began filling up with social media notifications and requests from his boss at work.

“It was good while it lasted,” Hiscott added. “I don’t think its brevity should diminish the accomplishment one bit.”

via @murphysgoldenlife